exitwound:

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

unalivejournal:

unalivejournal:

i’m terrified of women

Looks like i need some exposure theropy…. Lol. Hey ladies

snoopyoftheday:

snoopy of the day

sage-the-lightning:

glassphinix:

botw/totk link is the character of all time. he’s the destined hero handpicked by the goddess. he’s too anxious to speak. he’s the princess’s sworn protector, friend and partner. he has eaten rocks. he could best an adult man in combat by the age of four. he’s befriended every leader in hyrule. he has tony hawk vibes so strong nobody else ever recognises him. he invented pizza. he can smite a lynel in 20 seconds. he’s 4'10". he’s even nonbinary

wibur:

Your flight is cancelled for ever because The airplane threw up

10001gecs:

mas0nalexander:

10001gecs:

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

subspaceskater:

tumblr still blows for a lot of reasons don’t get too full of yourselves just bc twitter’s having another crisis

sunshine-zenith:

Also while we’re here I want everyone to appreciate that This

This wild, wonderful, beautifully animated and heartfelt queer story started here

Here, on tumblr, by an art student who’s wrestling with his identity, mental health, and religious trauma

Tell your stories, kids, you never know how many people will thank you for it